Wednesday, April 18, 2007

10 Random Things About Me

Maybe you want to know, maybe you don't... ~d(tilde) did it, and her friend Valyna, too.
1. What is your favorite word?
I love lots of words, so just one favorite? A real challenge. Resistentialism... Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious... Apolaustic... Callipygian... Chiaroscuro... Evancalous... Kalopsia... Retroussé... Widdershins...

Erin, the embodiment of Callipygian

2. What is your least favorite word?
I hate "reify" and "antidisestablishmentarianism". (Both of which were endlessly used/misused in my college art history classes.)
3. What turns you on?
sex in a warm rainstorm... full figured women... tall men... light colored eyes... men with 2 day stubble... watching people masturbate to orgasm... the way being close enough to certain people makes me weak at the knees...crossdressers... outdoorsy sweat... silk & satin... light bondage... a man's voice like a deep rumbling purr... hearing Carla say "mmmmm"... watching people dance... snug & soft jeans (I am a child of the eighties)... Fatty D... Angelina Jolie's lips and intensity (tho she needs to gain some weight)...

April, the incomparable Fatty D
4. What turns you off?
silicone boobs, especially on rail thin women... chinlessness... pinching... obnoxious body odor... squeaky voiced men... Paris Hilton... visible ribs and/or vertebrae on unmuscular people... my-way-is-the-only-way people... religious zealots
5. What is your favorite curse word?
Nope. I refuse to give any up. Shit-Fuck-Damn are probably the most frequently utilized, though.
6. What sound or noise do you love?
I love listening to cats purr... listening to someone's heart beat with my head on their chest...
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Any repetitive monotonous sound, especially if high-pitched
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Hmmm... Pleasure Mistress? Orgasm Inducer? I mean I am a painter, writer, and photographer, and I wish I made my living by doing so, but you know, Goddess has a nice ring...
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Security. (Yes, I know.) Truck Driver? Dog Catcher?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
I'm so sorry. That wasn't at all what I intended. OR The-Bleah-of-Surprise, which would mean Caleb was successful in campaigning for godhood.

4 comments:

Erin O'Brien said...

Excellent!

I learned a new word, garnered a compliment, and got even more exposure for my copious ass.

You are my sexy mama love, baby!

Valyna said...

I'm so glad you stopped by and I've enjoyed what I've read of you so far :)

Your list is great... and I definitely agree with much that you've listed.

xx

Doug said...

That's a lot more than ten things, sweet stuff.

And it's always fun to see more of O'Brien's callipygian ass.

Renee Somebody said...

Erin - I'm so proud to be your sexy mama love, and to share your ass with the world ;)

valyna - I loved your answers, and am glad ~d pointed me your way :)

Doug - yes, way more than ten, but when have I ever been any good at following the rules?